Put an X in the boxes in which you've done:

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
(Mind, I didn't do it very hard.)

2. [] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [X] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. (I guess thinking I'm going to die is a little extreme, but there's no such thing as a half X)

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [X] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. (Ten-year old me's "Make corn on the cob" experiment came to a tragic end when the towel I was using to protect my hand from steam on the lid dangled into the gas burner. On a TOTALLY unrelated note, coffee is good at putting kitchen fires out.)

7. [ ] I've told a cop to ---- off

8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. (I seem to recall numerous comments about Vash the Stampede and his "Weapon")

10. [X] I've caught myself drooling. (Stupid math class.)

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.

14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
(Why yes, Mr. Brain would love a nap.

15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...
(Yes! It is!)

16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
(Stupid-ass stubby tongue. -_-)

17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
(Query: does a scooter *the non motorized kind) count as a moving vehicle?)

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Been there, done that!)

28. [] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
(I'm guessing wind doesn't count.)

29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [X] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"