Put an X in the boxes in which you've done:

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
(Mind, I didn't do it very hard.)

2. [] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [X] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. (I guess thinking I'm going to die is a little extreme, but there's no such thing as a half X)

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [X] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. (Ten-year old me's "Make corn on the cob" experiment came to a tragic end when the towel I was using to protect my hand from steam on the lid dangled into the gas burner. On a TOTALLY unrelated note, coffee is good at putting kitchen fires out.)

7. [ ] I've told a cop to ---- off

8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. (I seem to recall numerous comments about Vash the Stampede and his "Weapon")

10. [X] I've caught myself drooling. (Stupid math class.)

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.

14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
(Why yes, Mr. Brain would love a nap.

15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...
(Yes! It is!)

16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
(Stupid-ass stubby tongue. -_-)

17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
(Query: does a scooter *the non motorized kind) count as a moving vehicle?)

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Been there, done that!)

28. [] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
(I'm guessing wind doesn't count.)

29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [X] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"

Well, per holidame's challenge thingie, I uploaded the oldest piece of art I ever posted. It's in scraps, because it's just so bad that I can't bear to make it a featured deviation (Though I would've if the bloody thing would let me! Why can't I feature a scrap? XD ). Other than that I'm good good! Very busy though. What else is new?

Oh, and see Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children if you're a fan of the series. It rocks!

I'm back from my internet exodus, but I've been hella busy with classes an' such. I'm sure everyone's heard this before...

Anyways, besides that I'm rather well, except classes are boring and the football team is 0-2. That sounds trivial, but when you've worked with an organization for so long you really kind of take it personally when they don't do well, or at least, I do. I want to see everyone who's worked hard succeed, dernit.

I did draw a picture I semi-like enough to put in my sketches, but I left my scanner at home, so we'll see when that gets up. @_@ I'm also composing a variety of delightful ballads for Blue, my kobold bard, so maybe if I get some really creative ones done I'll post those.

Camp is going well and almost over! HOORAY!

Now the bad news: we forgot to pay the cable bill on time, and though it was paid one day late, the good people of Armstrong cable have turned it off.

"Uh, sorry, we're booked until the 29th, we can't turn it back on till then."

I'm sure there's some good thing about an "Ounce of prevention being worth a pound of cure", buuuuut...

Bullshit. If turning it off is the priority, and turning it back on for paying customers is NOT the priority, well, that's a bit of a crappy business procedure, no?

*Hates local cable monopolies*

Anyways, I won't be around much until the 29th, though I will be checking mail and if time permits, dA on occasions when I can use the office computers. Those'd be the best ways to get a hold of me; not that I think anyone will have any need to. XD This entry is more of an answer to any "Is Rocco dead?" type questions...

Feel good today; not sure why. Camp is going smoothly, but yesterday was a real killer. It had all the makings of a day that starts off easy and ends up going into a full speed collision with bedtime. Observe. ^^

1. Clamber out of bed at 6:15 to drive up to campus for breakfast. (Donut, Cheese Danish <3, Rock-hard waffles, Juice, Milk, and Sausage Links (FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW! I like sausage and all, but is bacon so hard to come by? Or, I don't know, Canadian Bacon? Ham? ;_

2. Drive back to the apartment and sleep, precious sleep, for a few hours. This is probably the greatest part of camp, since there's nothing to do in the morning except on the dreaded two practices a day.

3. Go back to school, take roughly 200 pairs of shoes out of boxes, place them on shelves, dispose of the boxes. @_@

4. Scramble like mad to make sure there are enough cameras to tape practice, make sure my new partner in crime knows what he's doing with regards to filming.

5. Go down half a mile to the practice field to find that the shed key is ineffectual, run the half mile back to get the right key, run back to practice field. @_@;;;; God bless this 90 degree Pennsylvania August weather.

6. Carry pads all over the field, make sure the partner in crime (Let's call him the PIC) is secure in his rustbucket scaffolding, then climb my own ten-foot high wooden/metal scaffolding. Call me spider-man. ^_^

7. Halfway through practice, begin taping, only to find that the battery in the camera will NOT hold a charge, and grumpily cease taping a few minutes later. Damn, there goes my chance to have a perfect season without camera errors. >_<

8. Go back, edit the tapes without a hitch other than the embarassing lack of footage from my perspective.

9. Eat a hurried dinner of whatever slop the dining hall is serving, then return to the coaches' office and type up a powerpoint presentation, thanking the heavens it is not due today.

10. Return back to the apartment, finish up a web site for my uncle, play a game of NCAA football, and sleeeeep.... _-_

This sounds bad, but the good news is, this was YESTERDAY. Today, I have a new authentic college jersey (Albeit a bit dated) for absolutely free, everything went swimmingly when filming practice (And little brother kicked ASS, yo), I had to type a 2 slide powerpoint instead of a 20 slide powerpoint, breakfast, lunch, and dinner were good (Despite the fact that THEY'RE STILL SERVING SAUSAGE!!!!), and I am not nearly as sunburnt.

Add to the fact that my best friend serving in Korea is home, and even though I'm a little bummed that I can't hop down home and see him, today was a hella good day. ^___^